Winter in Canada

In view of our freezing temperatures the last few days, I thought I would share this poem which I just received as an email.....

WINTER  Poem  
 It's winter  in Canada  
And  the gentle breezes blow 
Seventy  miles an hour 
At  thirty-five  below.  
 Oh, how I  love Canada   
When the  snow's up to your butt 
You take a  breath of winter 
And your  nose gets frozen  shut.  
 Yes, the  weather here is  wonderful  
 So I guess  I'll hang around
I could  never leave Canada
Cuz I'm frozen to  the ground!

      

 98% OF CANADIANS SAY "OH  SHIT" BEFORE GOING IN THE DITCH ON A  SLIPPERY   ROAD.THE OTHER 2% ARE FROM   NEWFOUNDLAND AND THEY SAY, "HOLD MY BEER AND  WATCH THIS."